Do you ever think about the one thing you use daily but barely acknowledge? That's right, it's the shitter. The porcelain throne, the loo, the john - whatever you call it, it's a staple in your daily routine. Yet most people don’t give it a second thought—until it’s dirty.

Why It Matters

A grimy toilet isn’t just an eyesore—it’s a breeding ground for bacteria that can lead to infections and nasty odors. And let’s be honest, no one enjoys sitting on something that feels like a public restroom after a festival.

The Smarter Solution

You could spend your days scrubbing, spraying, and hoping for the best… or you could just upgrade to a smart toilet.

💨 Self-cleaning technology – No more endless scrubbing
🚿 Built-in bidet – A fresher, cleaner you (and less toilet paper waste)
🔥 Heated seats – Because cold porcelain in winter is cruel
🙌 Touch-free operation – Hygiene taken to the next level

At bathroom.design, we’re revolutionizing the state of hygiene in the UK—one arse-hole at a time.

Upgrade Your Throne Today

Ditch the outdated toilet. Shop now at bathroom.design and give your backside the royal treatment it deserves.